According to my sweet wife, my posts have been boring. She suggests I put in something funny or add some pictures. Something to make it interesting.
So here goes:
Why is it that when you get old everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
And now for pictures:.........Sorry not fast enough connection speed.
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Strange! No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. Wouldn't a good response be to write . . . A Good Doctor!
Interseting fact #8: If a statue in a park of a person on a horse, if the horse has both front legs in the air...the person died in battle. One leg in the air... the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. Both legs on the ground...that person died of natueal causes.
Question #8. What is missing from the tv show "Sixty Minutes" that all the other tv shows have?
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I like the one about the kitty litter. Made me smile.
darleen
I kind of think the turtle would be dead without its shell ... so homeless and naked is irrelevant! :)
Looking forward to the answer on that 60 minutes question ... I have no idea what it might be!
~ IndyNiece
Dan, seriously you need to get a life!! Is it that they have a version of 60minutes in France which is called 66 min. that's the only thing i know. And I had to search for this one. Anxious to find out right answer.
I agree with Lauren on the turtle fact....
Well what is the answer?
I will give you guys one more chance to watch "Sixty Minutes" this Sunday. You should be able to figure it out just by watching.
It's a theme song, isn't it? That last comment of yours gave it away!
Yes Jeff you are right.
Well, it was Lauren, not Jeff, because he never goes on our blog anymore. He got bored with it after about two weeks. :)
I know, I was just joking around. Thanks for playing, Lauren
I know, I was just joking with you. Thanks for playing, Lauren.
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